Tuesday, September 30, 2008

PSY101: An Introduction to and the History of Psychology

First thing Monday morning after a weekend which you don't want to come out of, is Psychology 101. This is by far the most unusual class I've attended. It is boring to the lower levels of suffocation and at the same time highly interesting. The course is designed to give an introduction to Psychology and look into the History of Psychology. We have been doing this for the past few weeks under the guidance of Prof. D. Mallikaarachchi and his assistant Wathsula who teaches the English medium class in Sinhala. Our professor is a renowned one who has lectured not only at the University of Peradeniya and the BMICH but also in London. He has probably travelled around the world and been exposed to many different varieties of the English language because he speaks in a variety of different accents. Of every five words he speaks, one is tinted with Australian, one with British, two with the typical Sinhala and one with his very own unique version of the verbal execution (no pun intended – seriously!) of the language.

Yesterday we were discussing "the Darwin" and how his work On the Origin of Species "shut-herd" the Christian concept of The Creation. The "padamantal" ideas presented in this book were introduced during the course of this lecture. It was pointed out (with no offence to the Christians in the class) that animals were not considered psychological beings in the past due to the idea given in the book of Genesis that they were created simply "for consumption by humans". Whether it is of offence to anyone in the class or not though, the concept of God is false.

Maybe it's just a first impression, but so far, it seems that our class is going to have to become worshippers of the Analytical School of thinking. The "other" school (the Behavioral) is not really a school because behavior is only PART of out psychology. After all, "we are all actors; women are acting all the time". Ha ha ha! Further reading includes articles published by Prof D Mallikaarachchi in the Sunday papers. There are also published critiques of these articles, but they are negligible.

Our class last Tuesday was cancelled because the Professor had to be in Colombo on Wednesday. Our class today was cancelled because the Professor had to see ABA at the Sigiri in Katugastota.

 

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Introducing ELA

The word 'ela' here has nothing to do with the word commonly used by the younger generation to express something close to "awesome", it's actually an acronym for English Literary Association. I was informed that I, along with the other 60-something students in my class am a member of this group by default. Apparently every student who reads English as part of their curriculum for a BA is automatically a member of the ELA. Now, I don't know who the ELA is, or what the ELA does, but I must pay Rs.50 to the class representative (how often I wonder?), ASAP. Apparently they "really need" the money. For what?

I admit, I didn't want to make a scene so I just kept my mouth shut and listened to this cute little senior give us this info when she strategically caught us right after a lecture on Bernard Shaw. Her words were punctuated every few seconds by an "okay?" which although written here might mean "did you understand darlings?" (when looking at the person who was saying it) actually seemed to mean "fuck you, just pay the goddamned money" (okay, I'm possibly disillusioned).

This girl is not my favorite senior (she's so fragile), so I chose one closer to that to pose my questions to. Apparently the English Literary Association of the University of Peradeniya:

  1. Organizes Book Launches
  2. Has Alumni Nights
  3. Hosts Peduru Parties

I see 30% of this having any connection with English Literature. I see 0% of this being beneficial to the students who are compulsory subscribers. Maybe I'm just ill-informed about the whole thing, but hey, all the 'representative' kept saying (very emphatically) was "just pay the fifty bucks"!

I'm not grudging them the dough, but it seems that leaving the crucial question unanswered is a popular thing here. What are we paying for?

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Fresh Starts

I spent my entire mid-semester break last week trying to come up with a way of effectively fudging a research paper and getting a good grade. I failed. Not the grade, but the fudging part. I went back to school on Monday thinking I was gonna start over, work hard and put my 100% in after this. The fact that I had to hand in two papers which I hadn't produced completely thwarted my resolve. But today has proved that God is good after all. Prof. Para actually voluntarily gave us extra time to do our research paper since he is more interested in quality than ? (I don't know the word that goes there… suggestions?). Amazing. So I spoke to him and now I've got two fresh weeks to hand the paper in. It's going to be brilliant and ground-breaking. Really.

note: I'd like to apologize for and explain the misleading title: it refers to the five years (beginning on Monday 14th June 2008) I have been blessed (doomed) to spend acquiring a BA from the University of Peradeniya. I have chronicled (in fits and starts) the first two months of this experience of "University Life" at Scribbled Ramblings. That's dedicated to the Bleeding Pencil which only produces in pain and intense inspiration. This is for the normal ball-point pen, to prove my professor who called me "self-indulgent" in my writing wrong, and to stick to the resolution I made in my post last night.

Below are some of my previous posts on BleedingPencil which connect here:

Returning the RagDoll

First Steps

Initiation... Right.